Description

Because nothing says “festive” like mild panic and emotional exhaustion disguised as cheer.

This hoodie is for those who love the idea of the holidays but secretly dread the reality, the small talk, the overstimulation, the “so what are you doing with your life?” questions over pie.

Made with ultra-soft fleece and a lived-in feel, it’s basically wearable emotional support, cozy enough to survive the holiday season.

Details:

Soft, breathable, and judgment-free

Relaxed, unisex fit for maximum “I’m not leaving the house” energy

Front pouch pocket for emotional support snacks

Subtle minimalist text calm on the outside, chaos on the inside

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

It’s okay if the holidays don’t feel magical. You don’t have to fake joy or force connection. Sometimes peace looks like saying no, lighting your anxiety candle, and hiding in your favorite hoodie until January.

Pairs perfectly with the “Holidays Give Me Anxiety” candle because scent and sarcasm are valid coping mechanisms.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!